import uk.myGeography.*;
import uk.childhood.cycling.*;
import parents.washingRoutines.*;
import parents.larkin.*;
import uk.job.random;

public class Morning implements AlarmListener {

Life me;
int today;
boolean breathing;
boolean sleeping = true;

public Morning (Life alive, int today) {

me = alive;

this.today = today;

}

public void alarmGoesOff(MorningEvent m) {

breathing = (me.stillAlive(today) ? true : false);

while (breathing) {

wakeUp( me.initialAngst(), me.generalGuilt() );

goToSleep( me.checkCheeseLevels() );

}

system.exit( me.religiousBelief() );

}

private void wakeUp(float angst, float guilt) {

boolean outOfBed = false;

while(!outOfBed) {

outOfBed = (angst > guilt ? true : false);

snooze(randomDream( Category(JEDIPOWERS) ));

angst++;

}

System.out.println("nnng.");

beginMorningRoutines();

}

private void beginMorningRoutines() {

findRandomClothing();
go.stumbleDownStairs();
bladder(liquidFromNightBefore);
go.kitchen();

while( !getFuel() ) {}

findThings("raining");

go.work( cycle() );
go.office();

startWorkingDay();

}//end method beginMorningRoutines

private void startWorkingDay() {

if (me.loveOfHumanKind() > 0) {

me.collectAndWashMugs();
me.makeCoffee();
me.emailPeopleAboutCoffee();

} else { me.washOwnMug(); me.makeCoffee(); me.drinkCoffee(); }

if ( procrastinationLevel() > 0 ) {

Life imaginary = new Life(me);
Thread dayDream = new Thread(imaginary);
daydream.start( new ArrayList().get(compareToPeers) );

} else if ( procrastinationLevel > 1 ) {

me.spendMorningWritingMorningCode();

}

}//end startWorkingDay

private boolean getFuel() {

try {

makeTea();
getCereal();

} catch (BreakfastException b) {

System.out.println("for fucks sake, its too early for this.");

return false; break;

}

System.out.println("mmm caffeine...");
return true;

}

private void bladder(float liquids) {

if ( liquids > bladder.size() ) {

goLoo();

}

}

private void findThings(String stuffToTake) {

Clothes wear = new Clothes();

if ( stuffToTake.equals("raining") ) {

System.out.println("Oh good.");

wear.waterProofs();

}

}

private Transport cycle() {

Transport bike = new bike("secondhand");

bike.makeBrakes("squeeky");

bike.mudGuards("upsideDownBumShower");

double runOverByBoyRacer = Math.random()*1000000;
if (runOverByBoyRacer < 1) { system.exit("SQUISH"); }

return bike;

}

private float procrastinationLevel() {

float faffCheck;

if ( deadline.terrifyinglyClose() ) {

faffCheck = (Math.random() * 2) - 1;

} else if ( internet.exists() ) {

faffCheck = 2563 + (math.Random() * 10) + ( me.height() * me.albedo() );

}

return faffCheck;

}

private class Clothes {

public void waterProofs() {

if ( selfCheck() ) {

System.out.println("awesome");

} else { putClothesOnFirst(); }

}

private boolean selfCheck() {

if ( me.nakedUnderWaterProofs() ) {return false;}

else {return true;}

}

private void putClothesOnFirst() {

System.out.println("arse.");

me.removeWaterProofs();

findPants(); findSocks(); FindOuterGarments();

waterProofs();

}

private void findPants() {

if (!cleanPants) {

searchWashingBasket( method.sniffCheck() );

}

}

private void findSocks() {

if (!cleanSocks) {

stealHouseMates( method.promiseSelfToReturnButNeverDo() );

}

}

}//end inner class Clothes

}//end class